Airstrip One

Proof we've won in Afghanistan

1) Tony Blair could not visit Kabul because of security fears.
2) When the Prime Ministers plane landed they had to cut off all lights and the pilots had to steer using infra-red.
3) Wasn't it a short visit!
4) We're no longer trying to capture Osama, but aiming at Mullah Omar. And he's evading us.
5) US Troops are still fighting Al Qaeda and the Taleban weeks after "smashing" them.
6) The media and the government tells us we've won, so who cares about careless facts on the ground. Just trust them.

Oh, we were so wrong to say that Afghanistan could become the next Vietnam.