Airstrip One

Zimwatch: Mad Bad Bob - 7th January 2003, 20.15

It appears that Comrade Bob is living in fear of his life as the English cricket team going to Zimbabwe could be comprised of spies and assassins. Every cricketer will be assigned three agents from the Central Intelligence Organisation to ensure that they are unable kill Bob with whatever comes to hand (bat, stumps, ball, perhaps pads?).

Bob was unsure if he would allow them into the country but (more rational) souls managed to persuade him that the show must go on.

Who is the most likely assassin? Gough, bowling an accurate and fast delivery, or Butcher, living up to his name.