Airstrip One

Who needs a trial?

Toby Studabaker is to be extradited to Britain for abducting a twelve year old girl. As he is a foreign national, and so not protected by our generous constitutional guarantees for accused criminals I propose that the following trial conditions be imposed:

- No access to defence lawyers
- Secret trial
- All judges to be subject to superior officers
- Give him the choice, twenty years if he pleads guilty - death if he claims innocence

Of course if you disagree with my views on this then you are merely an apologist for abducting twelve year old girls.