Airstrip One

Minister for whose Transport?

Iain Gray is a fairly new minister for Transport, but he's not the same minister for transport as Alistair Darling, which is a shame.

You see Mr Gray runs transport up in Scotland, where by a massive coincidence Mr Darling has his constituency (Edinburgh Central). Mr Darling just runs our transport.

So shouldn't Mr Darling's title just be changed to proconsul?