Airstrip One

Feedack:

This from an irate reader:

Thanks for the ANTIAMERICAN COMMENT your timing over Christmas is perfect! You're somewhat of a HYPOCRITE for using this "American run forum" (yahoo). UP YOUR BUCKET!

What does that last expression mean?

And this from someone who seems to actually miss my commentary:

Since last weeks announcement that Britain would send armed peacekeepers to Afghanistan (with rifles that don't work). I have been waiting with trepidation to hear your commentary on this development and why, or why not, such a move should be viewed with skepticism or contempt by the isolationists. So far I've either missed any editorials on this subject or there hasn't been any. If the latter is the case then please consider this topic worthy of comment, I look forward to seeing your views in print at Airstrip one